Work starts in midtown at 9:00am. I still don’t have pants on downtown.
I blame Nip for luring me onto my bed with his “O hai thar! So, how’d it...
Afternoon Snack: Toby the Pug breaks rule number one of kitty’s massage parlor: Don’t fall asleep on the table.
Baby Corn is now Toby. We love him!
(7lb 2oz, born 20 February 2012)
I had a great weekend. I got to spend it with Caitlin, and Julie who was in town from Michigan. I also met up with another friend...
Waking up next to my future husband is an amazing feeling.
Yeah. He proposed.
I, of course, said yes!
For those of you who are my friends on...
Reminds me of this one time, in college……
WHY CAN’T YOU WALK IN A STRAIGHT LINE? SERIOUSLY. IT’S RIDICULOUS.
MAYBE I JUST WANT TO BE CLOSE TO YOU. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
MAYBE YOU HAVE AN INNER EAR DISORDER.
MAYBE I HAVE A SUPER SENSITIVE INNER EAR AND I CAN HEAR YOUR HEART BEATING. FOR ME. BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME.
ARE YOU RETARDED?
YES. FOR YOU.
PLEASE WALK STRAIGHT.
NEVER.
This is me everytime.